Monday, November 14, 2011

WOMAN CRY


A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

"Mistake"


If a driver makes a mistake,

It is a New path


If an engineer makes a mistake,


It is a new venture


If parents makes a mistake,


It is a new generation


If a politician makes a mistake,


It is a new law


If a scientist makes a mistake,


It is a new invention


If a tailor makes a mistake,


It is a new fashion


If a teacher makes a mistake ,


It is a new theory


If our boss makes a mistake,


It is a New idea


If an employee makes a mistake,


It is a Mistake Only

Destiny^_^


A man had a photo of a girl in his wallet.
Suddenly his wife search wallet for credit card
and found the picture. She angrily asked how was
this picture in his wallet.

The man embarrassingly explained, "when I was a boy
in school, I suddenly saw this girl, I developed attraction and
love for her. Once she dropped this picture, i picked up
and I have kept since then.
She was my first love after all and I can't forget her.

The wife started laughing. Good that is
my picture I lost when I was seven years old and
could never find it.

Computer....


Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

"I'll Make Love To You"




Close your eyes, make a wish
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I'll do anything, girl you need only ask





Chorus:
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll make love to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
Till you tell me to





Girl relax, let's go slow
I ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Girl are you ready, it's gonna be a long night
Throw your clothes on the floor
I'm gonna take my clothes off too
I made plans to be with you
Girl whatever you ask me you know I'll do

Chorus

Baby tonight is your night
And I will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Anything that you ask
I will give you the love of your life



"I will take you forever"









I was a man who always played around in love

so quick to take
but so afraid to give enough.
But now
I've found the one
and heaven will only know
what only my eyes can say and time can't take away.

I was a girl who trusted no one with my heart

and the dreams that young girls dream were just vanishing in the
dark.




But now
I've found the one
and heaven will only know
what only my eyes can say
they say -

That I will take you forever

and there will never be anyone else in my heart but you.
And I will take you forever

and there will never be anyone else but you
anyone else but you.

Now my touch belongs to you and I will always be your best friend

now my secrets are safe with you and the magic will never end.
Now you are the one
and heaven will only know
what only our eyes can say
they say -

That I will take you forever

and there will never be anyone else in my heart but you.
And I will take you forever

and there will never be anyone else but you
anyone else but you

anyone else but you.
That I will take you forever
...
That I will take you forever
...
That I will take you forever




My friendz,my officem8,kah kwek moh^_^


Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.



"I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship."


"The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end."

-i dedicate dis qoutes 2 all my friends,,,
-repost ko lng poh yan...
-nd ako ang may akda^_^jejejej